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chloeandbeca5ever:

matthewgaydos:

eggsbenedict:

mrrobotico:

princesuzuki:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

Hahahahhaa! Love it!!!

She sang Iggy Azealia. I DIE 

Anna Kendrick slays me.

This sketch is pretty good, but I’d be willing to bet that it’s not Disney’s fault SNL couldn’t post it online. A lot of times when SNL does sketches that feature songs like this, they don’t necessarily have the rights to the songs beyond the live broadcast. Unfortunately, this leads to a lot of good sketches and opening monologues being cut from the show once it’s put online for those of us without cable.

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dajo42:

when you and your best friend both think the same thing

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dontbeweirdbabe:

Female comics are my life

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chosenofashurha:

artsyunderstudy:

artsyunderstudy:

My favorite thing in the world is Dean passive aggressively chewing food at people.

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He’s like a GOAT.

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defusing:

do you ever just sigh because someone who you love lives so far away from you 

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dabhabit:

When I was in the hospital
I was roomed with a schizophrenic
And she was the most gentle person I have ever met
There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck
Who told very funny jokes
A girl who never spoke a word
Would draw the most beautiful pictures
The boy who shook with anxiety
Could hold the most intelligent conversations
Even the girl who screamed in her sleep and picked at her skin
Had a heart the size of the ocean
We are not who you think we are

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bitchpuddinq:

why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body

(Source: dumbgay, via imthejesusofsuburbia)

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